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Sorcha: "Knock knock"

Daddy: "Who's there?"

Sorcha: "Ice Cream"

Daddy: "Ice cream who?"

Sorcha: "I scream, let me in it's cold out here."

Submitted by Sorcha, 5 1/2 years old from Los Angeles California.


John: "Knock, knock."

Kaitlyn: "Who's there?"

John: "Canoe."

Kaitlyn: "Canoe, who?"

John: "Canoe come over and play?"

Submitted by John Doherty, 8 years old, 2nd grade at St. Ambrose, Cheverly, Maryland.


Laila: "Knock, knock."

Kaitlyn: "Who's there?"

Laila: "Tiss."

Kaitlyn: "Tiss, who?"

Laila: "Tiss who is good for wiping your nose."

Submitted by Laila Achmad, 11 years old, 6th grade, Al-Azhar Islamic Elementary School, Jakarta, Indonesia.


Paige: "Knock, knock."

Kaitlyn: "Who's there?"

Paige: "Rude interrupting cow."

Kaitlyn: "Rude interrupting c..."

Paige: (interrupts) "MOOOOO!"

Submitted by Paige Lindsay, six years old, Victoria, British Columbia.


Robyn: "Knock, knock."

Kaitlyn: "Who's there?"

Robyn: "Irish."

Kaitlyn: "Irish, who?"

Robyn: "Irish I had a million dollars."

Submitted by Robyn Welch, fifteen years old.


Graham: "Knock, knock."

Kaitlyn: "Who's there?"

Graham: "Banana."

Kaitlyn: "Banana, who?"

Graham: "Knock, knock."

Kaitlyn: "Who's there?"

Graham: "Banana."

Kaitlyn: "Banana, who?"

Graham: "Knock, knock."

Kaitlyn: "Who's there?"

Graham: "Orange."

Kaitlyn: "Orange, who?"

Graham: "Orange you glad I didn't say banana anymore?"

Submitted by Graham, 4.5 years old, Daycare, Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada


Kaitlyn: "Knock, knock."

Mom: "Who's there?"

Kaitlyn: "Tara."

Mom: "Tara, who?"

Kaitlyn: "Ta-ra-ra Boom-de-ay! Ta-ra-ra Boom-de-ay!"


Nathan: "Knock, knock."

Kaitlyn: "Who's there?"

Nathan: "Carl."

Kaitlyn: "Carl, who?"

Nathan: "Carl get you there faster than a bike!"

Submitted by Nathan Foster, 9 years old, 4th grade, home schooler, Idaho.


David: "Knock, knock."

Kaitlyn: "Who's there?"

David: "Boo."

Kaitlyn: "Boo, who?"

David: "Don't cry, it's only me!!"

Submitted by David Conn, 13 years old, Castor Valley E.S., Winchester, Canada


Caitlan: "Knock, knock."

Kaitlyn: "Who's there?"

Caitlan: "Dishes"

Kaitlyn: "Dishes, who?"

Caitlan: "Dishes the song that never ends."

Submitted by Caitlan Swenson, St. Peter Pre-School, 4 years old, Huber Heights, OH


Laura: "Knock, knock."

Kaitlyn: "Who's there?"

Laura: "Amos"

Kaitlyn: "Amos, who?"

Laura: "A mosquito"

Submitted by Laura Jackel, 5 years old, 1st grade, Glen Waverley South Primary School, Victoria, Australia


Beth: "Knock, knock."

Kaitlyn: "Who's there?"

Beth: "Banana"

Kaitlyn: "Banana, who?"

Beth: "Banana split!"

Submitted by Beth Corkern, 7 years old, 2nd grade, Madison-Ridgeland Academy


Jamie: "Knock, knock."

Kaitlyn: "Who's there?"

Jamie: "Boo."

Kaitlyn: "Boo, who?"

Jamie: "What are you crying about?"

Submitted by Jamie Fischer, 4 1/2 years old, Kindergarten, Chino Hills, CA


Michael: "Knock, knock."

Madeleine: "Who's there?"

Michael: "Dwayne"

Madeleine: "Dwayne, who?"

Michael: "Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!"

Submitted by Michael (6 years old) and Madeleine (4 years old) Adelson, Sharon, Massachusetts


Caitlin: "Knock, knock."

Kaitlyn: "Who's there?"

Caitlin: "Lettuce"

Kaitlyn: "Lettuce, who?"

Caitlin: "Lettuce out it's cold in here!!"

Submitted by Caitlin Breen, 9 years old, 4th grade


Rebecca: "Knock, knock."

Kaitlyn: "Who's there?"

Rebecca: "Doctor"

Kaitlyn: "Doctor, who?"

Rebecca: "You just said it."

Submitted by Rebecca Ward, 8 years old, Filton Avenue Junior School, Bristol, Avon, U.K.


Morgan: "Knock, knock."

Kaitlyn: "Who's there?"

Morgan: "Olive"

Kaitlyn: "Olive, who?"

Morgan: "Olive you (I love you.)"

Submitted by Morgan, 5 years old, Pre-K at the YMCA, Indianapolis, Indiana


Kaitlyn: "Knock, knock."

Mom: "Who's there?"

Kaitlyn: "Andy Green."

Mom: "Andy Green, who?"

Kaitlyn: "Andy Green grass grows all around, all around. Andy Green grass grows all around."


Kaitlyn: "Knock, knock."

Mom: "Who's there?"

Kaitlyn: "Danielle."

Mom: "Danielle who?"

Kaitlyn: "Danielle, I can hear you!"


Kaitlyn: "Knock, knock."

Mom: "Who's there?"

Kaitlyn: "Hands."

Mom: "Hands who?"

Kaitlyn: "Hands up! You're under arrest!."


Kaitlyn: "Knock, knock."

Mom: "Who's there?"

Kaitlyn: "Dexter."

Mom: "Dexter who?"

Kaitlyn: "Dexter halls with boughs of holly."


Kaitlyn: "Knock, knock."

Mom: "Who's there?"

Kaitlyn: "Atch."

Mom: "Atch who?"

Kaitlyn: "Bless you!"


Kaitlyn: "Knock, knock."

Mom: "Who's there?"

Kaitlyn: "Who."

Mom: "Who who?"

Kaitlyn: "Is there an owl in here?"


Kaitlyn: "Who's there?"

Paige: "Wanda.."

Kaitlyn: "Wanda, who?"

Paige: "Wanda come over and play with me?"

Submitted by Paige Lindsay, six years old, Victoria, British Columbia.


Kaitlyn: "Knock, knock."

Mom: "Who's there?"

Kaitlyn: "Who."

Mom: "Who who?"

Kaitlyn: "Is there an echo in here?"


Kaitlyn: "Knock, knock."

Mom: "Who's there?"

Kaitlyn: "Little old lady."

Mom: "Little old lady who?"

Kaitlyn: "I didn't know you could yodel! Little old lady-hoo!"

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