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Animals

Dakota: "What do you call a sheep with no legs?"

Kaitlyn: "I don't know. What do you call a sheep with no legs?"

Dakota: "A cloud!"

Submitted by Dakota Johnson, 6 years old, 1st grade, Los Angeles, California.


Q: Name four members of the cat family.

A. Momma cat, Dadda cat and two kittens.


Q: Where does a bird go when it loses its tail?

A. The retail store.

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Bugs

Q: How does a Momma beetle carry her little baby beetle?

A. In a baby buggy.


Q: How did the praying mantis uncover the caterpillar's secret plans?

A. She bugged his phone.


Q: What would happen if a ladybug ever got scared?

A. Her eyes would bug out.

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Cartoons

Joey: What do you get if Batman and Robin get smashed by a steam roller?

Kaitlyn: I give up.

Joey: Flatman and ribbon.

Submitted by Joey Fronczek, 7 years old, 2nd grade, Alpine Elementry School, Alpine, CA.

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Cowboys

Friend: A cowboy rode to an inn on Friday stayed two nights and left on Friday. How could that be?

Kaitlyn: I don't know.

Friend: His horse's name was Friday.

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Monsters

Q: Why did it take the monster ten months to finish a book?

A. Because he wasn't very hungry.

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Weather

Q: What goes up when the rain comes down?

A. An umbrella.

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