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Dakota: "What do you call a sheep with no legs?"
Kaitlyn: "I don't know. What do you call a sheep with no legs?"
Dakota: "A cloud!"
Submitted by Dakota Johnson, 6 years old, 1st grade, Los Angeles, California.
Q: Name four members of the cat family.
A. Momma cat, Dadda cat and two kittens.
Q: Where does a bird go when it loses its tail?
A. The retail store.
Q: How does a Momma beetle carry her little baby beetle?
A. In a baby buggy.
Q: How did the praying mantis uncover the caterpillar's secret plans?
A. She bugged his phone.
Q: What would happen if a ladybug ever got scared?
A. Her eyes would bug out.
Joey: What do you get if Batman and Robin get smashed by a steam roller?
Kaitlyn: I give up.
Joey: Flatman and ribbon.
Submitted by Joey Fronczek, 7 years old, 2nd grade, Alpine Elementry School, Alpine, CA.
Friend: A cowboy rode to an inn on Friday stayed two nights and left on Friday. How could that be?
Kaitlyn: I don't know.
Friend: His horse's name was Friday.
Q: Why did it take the monster ten months to finish a book?
A. Because he wasn't very hungry.
Q: What goes up when the rain comes down?
A. An umbrella.