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Hi!

I'm Kaitlyn Ruth. I am a five-year-old girl who loves to play at McDonald's, doesn't "smell bad," "do drugs," or "use bad words." Of course, I listen to my Mom and Dad. Every time I listen to my Mom and Dad but not every time. Sometimes I laugh like this "HA HA HA HA" and sometimes like this "hee hee hee, oh, Mama."

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I Look Like This.

I have hazel eyes and chestnut hair and I have freckles. My eyes turn different colors every different day. Sometimes they look blue, brown, black, green, and hazel. My freckles come from angels kissing me. Angels kissed me when I got my freckles. The angels kissed me when I was born. My freckles are very cute. They look brown. I have pretty lips that are red as red lipstick.

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Kaitlyn's Knock Knock Jokes and Riddles

Gerald: "Knock, knock."

Kaitlyn: "Who's there?"

Gerald: "Boo."

Kaitlyn: "Boo who?"

Gerald: "Why are you crying?"

Submitted by Gerald Waid, 6 years old, home schooler, Las Cruces, NM

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When I Grow Up

I want to be everything I can be. I want to be a scientist and work with Bill Nye the Sinus guy. When I'm a scientist I'll do whatever Bill Nye does, like if he tells you how the wind works I'll do that. Bill Nye the Sinus Guy...Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill.

I want to be a children's doctor and a figure skater and an actor and a singer on stage.

When I'm a children's doctor I will stay with them and come to their house and love them and take care of them and be very awful nice. If a kid swallows a penny I will cut them open and get the penny out and sew them back up. I'll give them a lollipop and their Mom will get the penny. I'll tell them they can never spend the penny or cut it apart or eat it...unless its a chocolate one. Except if they're allergic to chocolate they can't eat it.

When I'm a figure skater I'll spin around and go up and down when I do it. I'll be a champion on TV. That's all.

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Fun Things I Do

I know some moves in Tae Kwon Do like "Ha Ya" and front moves and back moves. It's fun and makes you do martial arts. My outfit looks like white and white pants and a white coat and a white belt.

I like to sit in my Mom's lap and look at the neat pages on other people's computers. You can visit some of these, too.

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My Pets

Fish are nice to have if they're goldfish in a bowl so the cats won't eat them. I have two cats. Their names are George and Gracie. George is Gracie's boyfriend and he's big. They go out every day and every night.They think they're the boss of the house. If cats weren't invented, we could have fish around.

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Mom and Dad

Sometimes my Mom pushes me to eat my breakfast. She's a big mama and she's bigger than me. So I guess I better eat breakfast before I eat my Fruit Roll Ups.

My Mom has dark brown hair and brown eyes and she's wearing a baby blue shirt and she has white letters on it and I love it very much. She's cute, lovable, anxious to see someone if it's Dad and he comes home late. She's very happy when I be nice to her. When I don't listen to her and keep on doing what I does like touch her head when she has a burnt scalp on her head from the sunburn then she gets mad. So I stop.

I love my Daddy and he's very cute. My Mom thinked he was cute when she met him. He has blue eyes and blond hair and a mustache under his nose. He's tall and handsome in his blue jacket. He's smiling and I love him. My Daddy kisses me before he goes to work but today he didn't. Sometimes he forgets. He's handsome, cute and he's not selfish and he shares things.

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My Toys

I have four Barbie dolls. Barbie, Skipper, Sleeping Time Barbie, Ken, little Barbie dolls from McDonald's, and Mermaid Swimming Pink-Hair Barbie. Oh, that's more than five, I guess. How about ten? Because I have ten Barbie shoes.

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Computer Users Are Cool.

I love them. My Mom is typing on the computer. Computer users are the greatest. They are the loviest, nicest, cutest people in my whole world.

I have a Web page so I can show my Grandmas Rita and Ruth, and Grandpa Haaren, my cousins Karen, Michael and David, my Uncle Alan and Aunt Annette, Aunt Ann and Uncle Tim, Aunt Carol, Aunt Miriam, and Uncle Dov.

You can yawn if you want while you're reading this. If you want. Come back later when there are more pictures that I drawed in school. My Dad gots to get my pictures scanned so my Mom can put them in here.

Picture of Teddy Bear

Love ya. Goodbye. That's all folks. (Put it on my Web page, Mom.)

This page was originally created on October 18, 1995.
(Copywriter: Kaitlyn. Webmaster: Kaitlyn's Mom.)

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