On a regular basis, Kaitlyn Ruth Bayne publishes her favorite jokes and riddles for children everywhere. In 1990, Kaitlyn was the Healthy Baby Model for Colorado Springs' March of Dimes Campaign. Kaitlyn is currently a Brownie Girl Scout in the Wagon Wheel Council. She is also an aspiring scientist, children's doctor, figure skater, roller hockey champion, actor and singer. Hey, when you're in elementary school, the sky's the limit! -- Kaitlyn's Mom
Sorcha: "Knock knock"
Daddy: "Who's there?"
Sorcha: "Ice Cream"
Daddy: "Ice cream who?"
Sorcha: "I scream, let me in it's cold out here."
Submitted by Sorcha, 5 1/2 years old from Los Angeles California.
John: "Knock, knock."
Kaitlyn: "Who's there?"
John: "Canoe."
Kaitlyn: "Canoe, who?"
John: "Canoe come over and play?"
Submitted by John Doherty, 8 years old, 2nd grade at St. Ambrose, Cheverly, Maryland.
Laila: "Knock, knock."
Kaitlyn: "Who's there?"
Laila: "Tiss."
Kaitlyn: "Tiss, who?"
Laila: "Tiss who is good for wiping your nose."
Submitted by Laila Achmad, 11 years old, 6th grade, Al-Azhar Islamic Elementary School, Jakarta, Indonesia.
Paige: "Knock, knock."
Kaitlyn: "Who's there?"
Paige: "Rude interrupting cow."
Kaitlyn: "Rude interrupting c..."
Paige: (interrupts) "MOOOOO!"
Submitted by Paige Lindsay, six years old, Victoria, British Columbia.
Robyn: "Knock, knock."
Kaitlyn: "Who's there?"
Robyn: "Irish."
Kaitlyn: "Irish, who?"
Robyn: "Irish I had a million dollars."
Submitted by Robyn Welch, fifteen years old.
Graham: "Knock, knock."
Kaitlyn: "Who's there?"
Graham: "Banana."
Kaitlyn: "Banana, who?"
Graham: "Knock, knock."
Kaitlyn: "Who's there?"
Graham: "Banana."
Kaitlyn: "Banana, who?"
Graham: "Knock, knock."
Kaitlyn: "Who's there?"
Graham: "Orange."
Kaitlyn: "Orange, who?"
Graham: "Orange you glad I didn't say banana anymore?"
Submitted by Graham, 4.5 years old, Daycare, Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
Kaitlyn: "Knock, knock."
Mom: "Who's there?"
Kaitlyn: "Tara."
Mom: "Tara, who?"
Kaitlyn: "Ta-ra-ra Boom-de-ay! Ta-ra-ra Boom-de-ay!"
Nathan: "Knock, knock."
Kaitlyn: "Who's there?"
Nathan: "Carl."
Kaitlyn: "Carl, who?"
Nathan: "Carl get you there faster than a bike!"
Submitted by Nathan Foster, 9 years old, 4th grade, home schooler, Idaho.
David: "Knock, knock."
Kaitlyn: "Who's there?"
David: "Boo."
Kaitlyn: "Boo, who?"
David: "Don't cry, it's only me!!"
Submitted by David Conn, 13 years old, Castor Valley E.S., Winchester, Canada
Caitlan: "Knock, knock."
Kaitlyn: "Who's there?"
Caitlan: "Dishes"
Kaitlyn: "Dishes, who?"
Caitlan: "Dishes the song that never ends."
Submitted by Caitlan Swenson, St. Peter Pre-School, 4 years old, Huber Heights, OH
Laura: "Knock, knock."
Kaitlyn: "Who's there?"
Laura: "Amos"
Kaitlyn: "Amos, who?"
Laura: "A mosquito"
Submitted by Laura Jackel, 5 years old, 1st grade, Glen Waverley South Primary School, Victoria, Australia
Beth: "Knock, knock."
Kaitlyn: "Who's there?"
Beth: "Banana"
Kaitlyn: "Banana, who?"
Beth: "Banana split!"
Submitted by Beth Corkern, 7 years old, 2nd grade, Madison-Ridgeland Academy
Jamie: "Knock, knock."
Kaitlyn: "Who's there?"
Jamie: "Boo."
Kaitlyn: "Boo, who?"
Jamie: "What are you crying about?"
Submitted by Jamie Fischer, 4 1/2 years old, Kindergarten, Chino Hills, CA
Michael: "Knock, knock."
Madeleine: "Who's there?"
Michael: "Dwayne"
Madeleine: "Dwayne, who?"
Michael: "Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!"
Submitted by Michael (6 years old) and Madeleine (4 years old) Adelson, Sharon, Massachusetts
Caitlin: "Knock, knock."
Kaitlyn: "Who's there?"
Caitlin: "Lettuce"
Kaitlyn: "Lettuce, who?"
Caitlin: "Lettuce out it's cold in here!!"
Submitted by Caitlin Breen, 9 years old, 4th grade
Rebecca: "Knock, knock."
Kaitlyn: "Who's there?"
Rebecca: "Doctor"
Kaitlyn: "Doctor, who?"
Rebecca: "You just said it."
Submitted by Rebecca Ward, 8 years old, Filton Avenue Junior School, Bristol, Avon, U.K.
Morgan: "Knock, knock."
Kaitlyn: "Who's there?"
Morgan: "Olive"
Kaitlyn: "Olive, who?"
Morgan: "Olive you (I love you.)"
Submitted by Morgan, 5 years old, Pre-K at the YMCA, Indianapolis, Indiana
Kaitlyn: "Knock, knock."
Mom: "Who's there?"
Kaitlyn: "Andy Green."
Mom: "Andy Green, who?"
Kaitlyn: "Andy Green grass grows all around, all around. Andy Green grass grows all around."
Kaitlyn: "Knock, knock."
Mom: "Who's there?"
Kaitlyn: "Danielle."
Mom: "Danielle who?"
Kaitlyn: "Danielle, I can hear you!"
Kaitlyn: "Knock, knock."
Mom: "Who's there?"
Kaitlyn: "Hands."
Mom: "Hands who?"
Kaitlyn: "Hands up! You're under arrest!."
Kaitlyn: "Knock, knock."
Mom: "Who's there?"
Kaitlyn: "Dexter."
Mom: "Dexter who?"
Kaitlyn: "Dexter halls with boughs of holly."
Kaitlyn: "Knock, knock."
Mom: "Who's there?"
Kaitlyn: "Atch."
Mom: "Atch who?"
Kaitlyn: "Bless you!"
Kaitlyn: "Knock, knock."
Mom: "Who's there?"
Kaitlyn: "Who."
Mom: "Who who?"
Kaitlyn: "Is there an owl in here?"
Kaitlyn: "Who's there?"
Paige: "Wanda.."
Kaitlyn: "Wanda, who?"
Paige: "Wanda come over and play with me?"
Submitted by Paige Lindsay, six years old, Victoria, British Columbia.
Kaitlyn: "Knock, knock."
Mom: "Who's there?"
Kaitlyn: "Who."
Mom: "Who who?"
Kaitlyn: "Is there an echo in here?"
Kaitlyn: "Knock, knock."
Mom: "Who's there?"
Kaitlyn: "Little old lady."
Mom: "Little old lady who?"
Kaitlyn: "I didn't know you could yodel! Little old lady-hoo!"